👉 Did you know that around 40% of all marriages end in divorce?

Yeah, you've got better odds of winning at Russian roulette than making it to your golden anniversary.

👉 65% of arguments in relationships never get resolved.

That's right, you're more likely to solve world hunger than figure out who should do the dishes.

Here's a fun one:

👉 80% of people report feeling insecure in their relationships at some point. Turns out, we're all just walking bundles of neuroses wrapped in human skin suits.

👉 73% of women are secretly checking their partner's phone while they're in the shower , but only 12% actually know what the fuck they're looking for. (Spoiler: It's reassurance, not evidence.)

Ready for this mindf*ck?

👉 Studies show that men and women misinterpret each other's emotional signals a whopping 75% of the time. It's like we're all playing an endless game of emotional charades, and everyone's losing.

👉 The average person spends more time picking a show to binge watch than they do evaluating red flags in potential partners. That's why you're six seasons deep in "Love Is Blind" but still dating guys who think emotional support is sending a burger emoji when you're sad.

👉 Women are three times more likely to stay in a dead-end relationship than admit to their group chat that they were wrong about him "being different this time."

👉 Your insecure attachment style is fucking up your love life more than a Zodiac sign ever could, and that's saying something considering how often Gemini asshole decides to break dance through our emotional stability.

👉 43% of people in relationships feel they're settling.

That's almost half of you thinking, "Is this as good as it gets?" while dying inside. Spoiler alert: it's not, and you don't have to.

👉 Studies show that being in a bad relationship is actually worse for your health than being single. So that toxic ex you can't seem to shake from your system? They're literally killing you.